@R3APER (View Post)

 I took it apart searching for some plutonium for my element collection.

 

Where can I find some plutonium? The Shifty zapadoo didn't have any.

@Michael238 (View Post)
I usually keep it fully stocked...

On the black market along with someones teeth.

Why did I forget to stock my shifty zapado?

@R3APER (View Post)

 You were busy having a flame war with PackedBread.

 

Finally! I have plutonium! Now where can I get some francium?

@Michael238 (View Post)
All the countries around France.

Why does the vacuum cleaner keep making duck sounds?

@R3APER (View Post)

 Um, my bad. *walks away*

 

Why did I just step on the nuclear mine?

Because you're an idiot.

 

Why did I fart?

Because your food was farting berries.

 

Why do I hallucinate hardcore?

@PTuniverse (View Post)
Which type of Hardcore? :P
Because your life is unfulfilled.

Why the %-$*$*#:#$;&/%/#/# Is my keyboard broken?

I smashed it with a hammer the size of Europe.

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Why do my brother's farts smell minty? (Not that I want to smell them, mind you)

@billion57 (View Post)
Because he sat on the canister of mints. (Why else?..)

Why is my mom asking me what are on the unmarked files in the bottom right hand screen of my computer?