He does, but his head explodes as there are words bigger than 2 syllables.

I wish I had a bigger tv.

*EDIT: Hahaha, awesome movie.

The TV shows only one Show:Mythbusters!

I wish I had a conversation with HandicappedWalrus.

Edit:I agree with HandicappedWalrus!My movie is Awesome.

I can live with that tv. Granted, but he only speaks in riddles.

I wish for a golden toilet.

The toilet is unfunctional.

I wish that HandicappedWalrus answers this Question:Do You Like the Mythbusters?

Granted but he says no

I wish I had  everything

You Have Everything so You Kill thousands of humans.You are sentenced to death.

I wish I had no weaknesses.

HandicappedWalrus does like MythBusters. You have no weaknesses, but you are not immortal. You find this out while eating uranium, as you thought you were immortal.

I wish i had a sandvich.

Granted. There are live maggots in it so they eat you.

I wish GMod 13 would come out sooner.

Granted, it comes out tomorrow, but it costs $170,000,000,000.

I wish GMod would go on sale D:

They are all Phonies.

I wish HandicappedWalrus answers this Question:What is your favourite cast member from the MythBusters? My Favourite one is Grant Imahara.