Wish corrupter.

  • Citopow
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Granted. A korean steakhouse chef fries it. When you inquire, he replies, "FRYUUU!"

     

    I wish for a fish

  • dnerd
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    The fish has been dead for decades.

     

    I wish for a bent paperclip.

  • boxmein
    12th Aug 2012 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @dnerd (View Post)
    But the paperclip snapped back to its original shape, for it was an elastic paperclip!

    I wish for the best tactic to conquer Mzulft (Skyrim).
  • Plutonium84
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    It glitches. I wish I was the President of a country.
  • Citopow
    12th Aug 2012 Member 1 Permalink

    Granted. You are president of The Democratic Allied States of Bathtub. The Toilet Empire just got new cannons... have fun....

     

    I wish I had a back massager

  • dnerd
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @Citopow (View Post)

     the back masssager was actually just fifty rapists inside of a chair.

     

    i wish for banana

  • Plutonium84
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    You slip on it and you get paralyzed for ever.

     

    I wish my brother becomes nicer to me.

     

  • robsob
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    he becomes so nice, he counterfeits money to give to you, and you both get arrested.

     

    I wish the username "herobrine" wasn't already taken

  • billion57
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    It wasn't, but some jerk takes it before you can.

     

    I wish I spoke Latin.

  • robsob
    12th Aug 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    You only speak latin.

     

    I wish I could summon memes and control them.

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