Granted but you must stuff yourself in a 18 in x 10 in x 1 foot box for 2 minutes.

Granted. They die. Slowly and painfully.

I wish I had a memory stick.

Granted.It gets infested by spyware and viruses.Your computer detonates and you get injured.

I wish I had heat vision.

The game is a phony and you get burned because a fire was set after you discover it contained concentrated nitroglycerin.

mayk a wish

I wish i was invincible.

Granted. You never die and you get bored.

I wish I had a bubblegum