@PacBrad (View Post)

Granted, but a necromancer necrobumps your life, turning you into an undead.

I wish I had antimatter.

Granted. You dissolve and explode.

I wish PacBrad would really stop using images

@Citopow (View Post)

he stops, but then learns what a gif is...

I wish for exactly 3 golden apples.

Granted. You die of hunger afterwords cause you ate them all and ran out of food.

I wish for exactly 3 rolls of tape

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You die of hunger afterwards cause some burgler guy came in to your house and taped your mouth shut all while you were sleeping. Since it is tape that has been wished for, it has a unknown magical sticking adhesive. Your last three weeks were painfull and horrid.

however, in heaven you do find a guy who died after eating three apples...

I wishfor exactly 3 rolls of golden tape.

Granted. They fall on you. Gold is heavy!

I wish I knew why I was banned from IRC for simply impersonating pacbrad for 3 seconds..

@Citopow (View Post)

 You learn why... but now angered pacbrad by asking....

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and that, my children is how antartica was bombed, Citopow was compressed, and nuclear war was declared on the planet venus.

I wish that I would stop procrastinating!

Granted. You work your life away. You meet someone in heaven who was crushed by 3 rolls of golden tape though..

I wish I had a small aflac duck

you are suddenly insured. but unfortually, due to a badluck brian series of events, you own insurence companies thousands of dollars

I wish I could finally get started and leave this website!!!!

I cry and scream for you not to go, and I drag you off your plane.

I wish for a LARGE aflac duck