@Dawgie (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve 42 USD, however, it was 1929-era currency.

I wish the year was 3012.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. It is 1912, and you're on the Titanic!

I wish for a cannon that shoots strangelets.

Granted, however you're dead. And, adding insult to injury, a blind man is sitting on your desecated corspe, excreting lemon juice (because there were only lemons there -_- (I'm weird)).

I wish for lemon juice, with no sugar, 4.6 acidity of lemon, 15% of salt water in the glass, 25% of lemon in the glass, and 60% of fresh mineral water in the glass, with no added ingredients and that can fulfil me my lifetime. 

Granted, but you discover your allergic to it al of a sudden. (Don't ask me how.)

I wish for limes. (There better then stupid lemons.)

@PacBrad (View Post)

(Blueberries instead of lemons? Those aren't even written the same way! You MUST grant the person's wish, then make it have a negative side or even get nullified.)

Granted, but those have a lot of worms in them.

I wish people posts correctly in this thread.

Wewauayfdsj asydruak shdaytr e. I posted correctly in some weird language that I don't know of.

I wish for a sunny day with no death from solar flares.