@Veldin (View Post)

(what a wishes duel, I hope it doesn't get ruined that fast)

Granted, but you exploded of happyness after becoming one.

I wish I could make new elements just by scripting.

@ThunderSt (View Post)

 Granted. All your new elements are really bad, and your computer rejects them and bluescreens.

I wish my Minecraft mod would work properly in 1.3.1

@coryman (View Post)

Granted. Minecraft updates to 1.3.2 to fix that, but gets a new bug: insta-death. You die when entering and making worlds for no reason at all.

I wish another great 'wish corruption' opponent appears.

Granted. You get mad and destroy your computer.

I wish for a

IronRhino:

Granted. You get mad and destroy your computer.

 

I wish for a

Wish for something!

I wish for something

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You recieved a box with the most awesome something in it. Unfortunately, the box was made of arsenic.

I wish for more realistic antimatter annihilation in TPT.

Granted, but the cops fond out that u cheated the sysem and u go to jail -.-

i wish i was INVINCIBLE

@lorddeath (View Post)

a long time later:

You live a lonely life haunted by the voices of past humans who were slaughtered in the apocolypse thousands of years ago. You try to do whatever you can to move on, but nothing, not even the depths of a black hole, can destroy you.

I wish for a pencil that'll stop breaking