You portal yourself above a lake of lava, you fall in and get incinerated..

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I wish i can create stuff like how people can in TPT. (real life, of course)

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 You create a STKM death trap with you as the stickman!

 

I wish I had a device that could copy people's brains onto a private supercomputer.

@BudCharles (View Post)

 Granted. You test it on PacBrad, and the shear noobiness of the brain being copied destroys the computer with shear derpiness.

 

I wish that element 118's official name was ununoctium.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 

Granted. However you don't live to see the day.

 

 

 

I wish bronies were accepted in society.

@DJspiderize (View Post)

 Granted, but you are rejected from it.

 

i wish i had an ultra slim ultra resistant ultra powerful laptop, that could emulate any operating system and read any file, with low power consumption and good cooling of course.

Granted, it gets stolen.

 

I wish for an igloo.

Granted, but global warming happens, it melts.

 

i wish for minecraft  2 fricken not glitch up an say i bought it on site anymore

@mad-cow (View Post)
Granted, but with it, came a virus that makes your computer explode...and you get caught in the explosion, and die.

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I wish for @mad-cow to become @jolly-duckling.

???umm granted but then i create another acount called Mad-Cow(-_0 <== not typo, and really?)

 

i wish that angry spam was happy :D

@mad-cow (View Post)
Granted, but being happy makes me even more angry, so i rage and kill you for making me happy/angry.

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I wish mad-cow would stop producing milk and instead give out diamonds which disappear and reappear in my house.