@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted. The laser succesfully destroys all his protons, killing him, but the energy released from the protons and antiprotons colliding destroys everything and everyone in a 200 mile radius

I wish for a giant cookie

Granted. You see where this is going. You suffocate.

 

I wish for a tiny cookie

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. It is the size of a single bacterium.

 

I wish that FRZZ powder from TPT was real.

Granted. It pours on you. Or does it fall. Gah! Ambient heat is on!

 

I wish for a new car that wouldnt crash or kill me in any way

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. The car does not kill you, but the crazy psychotic killer hidden in the car does.

 

I wish that I could reach the top of Olympus Mons.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, but the volcano erupts the second you reach the top.

 

I wish for more wishes!

Granted. It's more wishes^0.

 

I wish for cat sick.

@Citopow (View Post)

A cat spews all over your computer and it stops working.

 

I wish for nyan cat sick.

@BudCharles (View Post)

 Granted. Poptarts start shooting out of your screen at you with enough velocity to decapitate you.

 

I wish that I had a muon collider.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 A accident happens and destroys your muon collider and bring you in hospital.

 

I wish i have a portal gun.