@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You get one microsecond.

 

I wish for a block of lead-210.

@Michael238 (View Post)
A microsecond is all I need.

You get 210 blocks of lead?..

I wish for two microseconds.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You were born two microseconds earlier.

 

I wish for fifteen pounds of thorium.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I hacked your account and replaced your 404 save with the original, so it changes, but looks exactly the same.

 

I wish for an element creator for TPT.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 

 

granted. It is in effect for exactly 12 hours on April fools day, 2013

 

I wish the internet wasn't so addicting...

@PacBrad (View Post)

 You only corrupted one wish, not both of them.

 

Granted. You are the stickman, and I am the invisible entity pouring lava all over your charred corpse.

 

I wish that antimatter PacBRad would appear, and touch PacBrad.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, however PacBrad exploded the second he touched PacBrad, causing nothing to happen to him.

 

I wish that there wasn't nearly as many stupid people in the world.