@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. The entire forums crash due to too many threads being active, and too many necroes.

 

I wish that PacBrad was a radioactive element.

Granted. He disenigrates into neutrons and falls into a black hole

 

I wish I had portal 2

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve it, but then you accidentally delete it.

 

I wish that Nyan Cat was never invented.

Granted. Tacnyan is still around.

 

I wish for portal 2 back because It was in DVD so I redownloaded

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You get it back, but then then I activate the nuclear time bomb in my base under your house, completely vaporizing you and everything in your house including the Portal 2 DVD and the computer.

 

I wish that I had a lead box with a block of pure radium inside.

Granted. Radium killed Madam Curie and it can kill you too

 

I wish for a hazmat suit

@Citopow (View Post)
It isn't PacBrad proof.

I wish for a free plane ticket.

It goes straight to HELL!

 

I wish for an ibex

@Citopow (View Post)
Instead you get an Ibis. It pecks your eyes out.

I wish for more time.