@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. You fall into a certain lake in New York, and die because the water has no oxygen in it.

 

I wish that I had a block of sulfur.

You get a block of burning sulfur.

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I wish I had a violin that could play 2 octaves below Open G.

Granted. The deep sound bleeds your ears. (Nice to hear from someone who plays the Violin, eh? I second your wish)

 

I wish people would use better grammar.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 

Michael238:

 Granted. You fall into a certain lake in New York, and die because the water has no oxygen in it.

 

Michael238:

and die because the water has no oxygen in it.

 

Michael238:

water has no oxygen in it.

 

Ever heard of H2O?

 

@Citopow (View Post)

 WWIII is started by grammer Nazi's

 

I wish people could understand basic science

 

 

Granted. No one understands advance science anymore and we revert back to the ways of the ancients (like pre-greece ancients)

I wish I wasn't to lazy to get the remote so I could change the channel

You get the remote, but then get too lazy to press the button.

 

I wish I had a dry-erase marker.

Granted. You are dry and hte marker erases you.

 

I wish nmd would make another epic thing

@nmd (View Post)

 I meant that there was no free oxygen dissolved in it.

 

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He spams the forums with epic creations and causes everyone to get banned by his epicness.

 

I wish that it was snowing today.

Granted. You are frozen

 

I wish for an economic boom

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted, but the money in the economy quickly diminishes in value until you have to have a garage full of money just to buy an egg.

 

I wish that I never got tired.