@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve some pi. See? 3.141592653589793238462...

 

I wish for some yellowcake.

granted, but its yellow because of pee

 

I wish for some subway

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. Now stand on these rails as the train arrives...

 

I wish that I was one mile underground.

@Niven (View Post)
The sandwhiches are covered in sand.

I wish for Nivens sandwhich without the sand.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 I'm not Nyan, and I vaporized the real Nyan.

 

I wish that I had a machine capable of harvesting energy from Nyan Cat.

granted. It overloads and the explosion blows away half of ur face

I wish that I could fly

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. You fly directly into the fallout from my nuclear bomb test.

 

I wish that I had a supervirus that turns everyone into Tac Nayns

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I inject you with pure antimatter, causing you to explode and die. You are now cured.

 

I wish I was frozen solid, so Nyan Cat could not annoy me anymore.