you get the guitar, with no strings attached. lol.

i just wish a guitar.

i wish for a tv.

You get a tv, but it has no connections to display video on. It displays static constantly in stunning HD.

I wish for a potato. I do not plan on eating it, and am wearing an explosion and radiation-proof suit.

the potato is warped into your mouth. the potato is so large it bursts you inside-out from the radiation-proof suit.

i wish for a photo.

Granted. I printed it on actinium-salted photo paper The intense radiation slowly destroys the photo by destroying the pigments in the ink via ionization.

I wish for a snow globe.

You accidentally dropped it. Oops.

I wish for a teleportation machine.

i throw a magnet into it, turning the machine cannot work.

i wish for a ball

I throw a bowling ball at your face and it hits you.

I wish for more time in a normal day.

wish granted but you got infinitely more time in a day as because of your wish , rotation of the earth stopped and the earth got fried on 1 side and frozen on another.

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i wish for the next user to be immortal.

I become immortal, then I survive everything you post on "survive the attack" thread.

I wish for life after death.