@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You are fifteen Pluto years old, which means that you are 3,720 Earth years old.

 

I wish that I could move to the planet Mercury.

granted. Since Mercury can't sustain life, you die not long after moving

I wish that I had $10,000,000,000 USD

@Niven (View Post)

you had it... but it went down witht the financial crisis

 

I wish my new laptop would install itunes -_-'

agreed but the game malfunctions where lap 4 is the only lap

I wish for an eidetic memory

Wish granted - The next time you see anything disturbing, it is permanently burned into your mind.

 

I wish that Mac computers didn't cost so much money

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. It tries to search every computer in the universe.

 

I wish that I could survive an asteroid impact, on the asteroid.