Granted. You return, but a wormhole opens up and you go to a parallel universe and land right in the middle of my testing area as I'm setting off my nuclear bomb.
I wish that I had a bottle of red matter. (that stuff from Star Trek)
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oops, I corrupted the worng wish because I was looking at the wrong page.
Granted. The clothes are awesome, but so rare that it costs you one trillion dollars.
I wish that gold was extremely common.
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Granted. The money is counterfeit though...
I wish that I had a bomb that could sink an entire continent into the ocean.
Granted. The reason the troll makes you happy? You are the troll.
I wish for a bomb that draws energy from the sun for the whole day, then at sunset, releases all of the energy at one as a fire wave.