@Michael238 (View Post)
you fall in :O

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i wish for a huge proton cannon!

Granted, you accidentally fire it at PacBrad.

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I wish i can catch a grenade without getting killed. 

@EqualsThree (View Post)
you throw it then get shot by a sniper rifle through your anus and your hands!

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i wish my wish and @equalsThree 's corruption came true!

@PacBrad (View Post)
granted, you get 2 times larger, along with everything else in every universe/parallel universesseses...

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I wish for another purple crayon, which is just a normal purple crayon (nothing radioactive) with which i can draw whatever i want and it will become real.

Granted. Now you're Mrs. PacMan

I wish I could go on an adventure with Mario & Luigi

@Niven (View Post)
Granted, but the jump on your head, you get smushed and disappear...just like a goomba

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I wish i had Mario in a steel cage in my room as a pet.

Granted. Luigi comes to save him and jumps on your head and you're squished and disappear

I wish I could return after Mario & Luigi jumped on my head