@PacBrad (View Post)

4. No wishing for a wish to be corrupted. This also applies to wishing for a wish to not be corrupted and wishing for nothing.

Since there's nothing to corrupt, I'll just wish.

I wish my internet was one hundred times faster. No, it won't explode my computer, in fact, it would be perfect speed-wise.

Granted. You cant see anything because the computer is TOOOOOOOOOOFASSSSSSSSSSSSTTT

I wish for a bunch of PC games

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. I give you a bunch of games. The games are infected with viruses that I made.

I wish that I lived in Lake Vostok.

you live at the bottom of the lake and die because someone cut your air line 

i wish for a JASDF

@DivideByZero (View Post)

 Granted You get one, but then it becomes two, then four, eight sixteen, etc.

I wish that I lived one hundred miles underground, which is where diamonds form, and could not die due to heat, pressure, or suffocation.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. "Solidercat86" is made of matter and coolcat99 is made of antimatter. They explode.

Since PacBrad thinks it's too hot, I wish that I lived in Greenland.

Granted. You forgot that Greenland is icy and you hate the cold.

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I wish I lived in Iceland.