Instead, they live 5 hours away.

I wish that I never updated to Mavericks and kept on with Mountain Lion.

It reverts but you find out you downloaded some Mavericks-only software that screws up your computer when you run it.

I wish for wishes about wishing

Granted, but you get banned for disobeying the thread rules.

I wish for the next wish to go even more meta.

The wish just happens to be against the rules.

I wish for that to be a rule.

Granted, but you end up breaking the rule. We find you and kill you.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

you do, but you also get short term memory loss.

I wish everything bad happens to the next user and that I don't get punished.

however, i am stuck inside your body means you dont get punished, instead killed violently with the bad things.

i wish for a trolley.

Granted. Unfortunately, it is completely made of radionuclides, which causes it to melt from its own heat generation.

I wish for some superfluid helium.

ERROR: NO such thing exists... Try again.

I wish for michael238 to make a counterstatement to what I said.

Wish failed.

I wish for a bunny.