I don't ask for bans, I wish for bans.

All right, you get a really small sandwich that you can't even see it.

I wish for typhoon coming to the next person's house and blowing his computer.

My house is destroyed, but so were some of the servers for tpt. The forums crash.

I wish for a radioactive ghost shark from the typhoon to eat me.

Granted. Then you forget you wished for that and get very sad.

I wish to have everything good for me.

Rule 2: No wishing for wishes.

So, your wish is not granted.

I wish for next person to troll, breaking some of the rules.

I wish this wish is corrupted.

All right, your wish is corrupted. Then you forget your wish.

I wish for the next person to die as soon as he replied.

@china-richway2 (View Post)

 Wish granted, too bad it's Iridium and you can't kill a chemical element.

I wish I were god

Granted. You have to watch millions suffer daily but you can't do anything about it.

I wish I were an engineer

Granted, you are an engineer who gets fired.

I wish I have the world's fastest computer.