Text Adventure Revived!
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"It's working! He's responding to audial stimuli"
>Drool some more.
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"Or he might just be braindead."
Something pokes your face.
> bite it, thinking of food
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"OH GOD, IT BIT MY FINGER OFF"
>Chew then swallow
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MMM! Tasty!
> sing national anthem
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"CHRIST!!! IS IT SINGING?"
>Glare at xylon scum -
A man walks into the room.
"I represent the EPA, something this insane can't possibly be human. We are pretty sure this qualifies as animal cruelty."
> bite through bonds
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"Oh, crap, it's loose!"
> Attach self to EPA Agent's head
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"IT'S GOT A GUN"
>Fire blindly
