Story 3!

  • boxmein
    28th Jun 2012 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @R3APER (View Post)
    But it was a sonic rainboom and everyone cheered as it was performed. But they didn't see who performed it.
  • plead-for-destruction
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @boxmein (View Post)
    Twas rainbow dash o' course
  • Michael238
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Meanwhile, high above, a plane flying overhead accidentally drops a nuclear bomb.

  • R3APER
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    The bomb whistles softly as it falls towards the unaware bystanders below.
  • OnTheToilet
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    unfortunately, the detonator fails and the bomb impacts one side of a see-saw while a small child sits on the other end.
  • Michael238
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    The child flies up into the air, falls back, hits the bomb, and detonates it.

  • R3APER
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @Michael238 (View Post)
    The bomb was Russian made, so the detonation was only a small puff of uranium enriched smoke.
  • Michael238
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    However, a paranoid Russian sees the puff of uranium smoke and thinks its the start of a nuclear war, so he calls President Obama.

  • R3APER
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    The president declared a state of emergency then proceeded to fire all the missiles!
  • Michael238
    28th Jun 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    However, the missiles were still aimed at Russia due to the Cold War, so Russia launches all of its missles in retaliation!

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