You got it, but were disappointed.

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I wish I had more space on my USB

 

600TH PAGE!!! (thanks AngrySpam)

@billion57 (View Post)
First post on 600th page, not 600th post. BTW, you're a douche...
Granted, but the USB is a big fat-ass, due to so much storage space, and kills itself.

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I wish for first post on 700th page.

@PacBrad (View Post)
Granted, but i get every post on it.

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I wish i could have the same thing as what the next guy gets. :D

@AngrySpam (View Post)
You get sauce.

I wish for sau--- wait dafuq?




Lol Image spam FTW.

Granted. The wish gets cut off and the guy ends up poking your eye out.

 

 

I wish Pac would stop making stupid posts

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. PacBrad stops, but PacTroll comes and takes his place and starts making stupid posts.

 

I wish that antimatter was easier to obtain.

@Michael238 (View Post)
granted you obtain it and it destroys you

I wish that i had golden shoes

@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted, but criminals blow up the galaxy.
@Dawgie (View Post)
Granted, but it is fake gold.

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I wish Simon would visit me in a dream and give me 26billion pounds of cheese. :D (note: it mustn't be rotten or squash me.)

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. It's spiked with polonium-210, but you don't notice it, so you die of polonium poisoning.

 

I wish that I had a machine that could duplicate anything.