Granted. Happy people love killing nmds.

I wish I had a small plate of non poisonous spicy buffalo chicken wings.

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, you choke on a bone.

I wish I didn't get hit by a car on my birthday.

Granted. You get hit by a bus.

I wish for a small plate of non poisonous spicy boneless buffalo chicken wings.

@Citopow (View Post)

(I got hit by a bus too anyway :P)

Granted, but you get a little too excited and eat the unreasonably small plate too. You choke on the plate.

I wish for the ability to give people headaches.

Granted. You give yourself a horrible one so to end your misery you jump off a cliff into Jaws's mouth.

I wish for non poisonous spicy boneless buffalo chicken wings laying on my non poisonous table.

a piano falls on you from  a incoming plane

I wish I were cool.

Granted. You turn into a cucumber in a hat.

I wish I could drop a piano on PacBrad

somehow, when you pick it up, it falls on you.

I wish I could hack at will

@robsob (View Post)

 Granted, but you accidently hack into a classified Government website and tehy send out SAS teams to your house.

I wish that I could play the drums.

Granted. You stick a stick in your eye.

I wish I had every Ipod app and infinite hard drive space on my Ipod