Granted...you become a slave.

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I wish i can't get tired.

Granted, but the garlic bread has been sprikled with arsenic. You die.

 

I wish I could stop time.

Granted. You stopped it but since time was stopped, you couldn't do anything at all, even restart time, so all time was froze forever

I wish I could fly

you fly so high that the lack of oxygen knocks you unconscious and you die upon impact with the earth.
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I wish my computer stops thinking it has a counterfeit copy of windows (which it doesn't)

Granted. now it knows you do and disables your computer. ________________________________ i wish i could do bada** parkour

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You do so much parkour, that you slowly develop a fatal dependence on it.

 

I wish I was 4.5 billion years old, and still alive with no problems.

granted. You're abducted by the government and have painful tests done to u to determine the secret of you're long life

I wish I wan't lazy

@boxmein (View Post)

but you become mentally challenged.

 

 

I wish I could give food to the hungry

money to the poor

happiness for the sad

and spelling capabilites for the people who can't spell