Granted. I do not know what you mean so I turn you into a potato in a hat.

 

 

I wish for good ol bleekoblugubbleskumbishkabopoopyfuturamaawesomecowinatoaster!

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. I don't know what you mean, so I turn you into antimatter hydrogen, thus gaining the element -1 that I wished for.

 

Now I wish for some antihelium.

Granted. whut

 

 

 

 

I wish michael would stop wishing for elements

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. I now wish for an infinite number of PacBrads to come down and attack the world.

 

I wish for an infinite number of PacBrads to come down and attack the world.

granted. The world's militaries come together and kick their butts

I wish that I could have a summer home on the moon inside of a giant moon base that has everything I need to living, from oxygen to a PSP and everything in between

Granted. You do not, though, have nitrogen, which makes it impossible for plants to grow more, which leads to only C02 on your base, which leads to your head exploding.

 

 

I wish Obama would be pwesident foweva!

Granted. The United States becomes the United Socialists, and then the power grid fails from not having enough power plants in operation.

 

I wish that I could have a winter home on Neptune's moon Triton, that has everything I could ever need to live, from air, to internet access, and anything else important.

Granted. You recieve so much corruption that your atoms start to decay. The result: you slowly and painfully disintegrate into a cloud of hydrogen.

 

I wish that PacBrad would instantly teleport to the center of the Earth.

@Michael238 (View Post)

He causes a shockwave which flattens your house and then posts ":P" to you by PM.

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I wish that Nerds and Otters ruled the world.