@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You no longer exist.

 

I wish I could see the end of the universe.

Granted, you see an apple. Happy now?

 

I wish for a balloon.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)

 Granted. I filled it with uranium hexafluoride.

 

I wish for an EXOT bomb.

Granted, a paradox happens.

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I wish for....dots.

Granted, but those bubbles are filled with HCl gas, which you then breath in and your lungs dissolve.

 

 

I wish Halo 4 was out now! ;D

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)
Granted but it sucks worse than Halo Wars.

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I wish i had a never ending supply of watermelon.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve a never ending supply of rotten watermelon.

 

I wish I had a neutron bomb with a countdown timer set to one hour before detonation.

granted, but as you are placing the bomb, a bird poops on a construction person working on a building causing him to fall onto a metal plate which falls onto your bomb which causes a premature nuclear explosion. double chain reaction!

 

i wish i had a lambo  XD XD XD