Granted. You recieve such a sentence, but since you can't read it, you don't know its a warning about a nuclear bomb headed for your house.
I wish I had eaten a radioactive uranium 235 pizza which could not harm me in any way.
Granted. You die of boredom due to the lack of flame wars he starts.
I wish Godzilla would step on PacBrad and squash him.
He did but then pamans guts spawned into smaller pacmans and ate eienstiens foam
I wish Equestria was real
Granted. See my wish above, only, instead of PacBrad getting squashed, its you!
I wish I could make my own plutonium.