@PacBrad (View Post)

 You get banned off of this thread for breaking the rule about not wishing for anything. I come to your house and kill you by firing my atomic ray at you, instantly vaporizing you.

I wish my house was made of pure depleted uranium, and no, I don't get cancer or radiation poisoning from it.

Granted, but it collapses on you a you get crushed.

I wish for a butterfly demon.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)

 Granted. It takes you to h**l.

I wish I was a living nuclear reactor.

Granted, you suffer a meltdown because you hired Homer Simpson as your safty inspector.

I wish a pile of marshmellows!!!!!!!11!!!1

@PacBrad

Please, read the rules first before you play...

4. No wishing for a wish to be corrupted. This also applies to wishing for a wish to not be corrupted and wishing for nothing.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)

 Granted. I skewer you on a stick and cook you over a campfire.

I wish I was the Sun.

Granted, you live happily for a couple billion years but then you expand to a red giant and you kill every body. As a white dwarf the sadness and guilt causes you to have a heart attack.\

I wish for an acrobatic Elephant.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)

 Granted. The highwire snaps and the elephant into the ground, but then the elephant bounces up into space and crashes into the Sun.

I wish I was a six mile wide asteroid in an orbit which crosses Earth's orbit.