Granted. This and that are PacBrad being lit on fire and suffocated at the same time, and now there is less spam on TPT Forums.

I wish that bees never existed.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. Bees don't exist, but they have been replaced by giant killer dragonflies.

I wish that I was around 65 million years ago.

Granted. A dinosaur steps on you saying  "I AM A STEGOSAURUS!"

I wish Pacbrad went up in flames, was hit by a travelocity gnome, was banned, and all that

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He ignites because of a superheated wall of vapor incinerating the world, then he gets hit by a molten Travelocity gnome, and is then banned from existence.

I wish I had some pure hydrogen.

Granted. You inhale it and die.

I wish for PacBrad to be attacked by trolls worse than he is.

EDIT:Wait a sec that makes him sound like he's bad at trolling...

Granted. The trolls ban him and we all cheer.

I wish I had a good idea for drawing

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. He is now ban-proof.

I wish I was a neutrino.

Granted. You vomit all over your favorite shirt (neutrino man the superhero shirt) because you move too fast.

I wish a piece of @PackedBread fell on @PacBrad