@BudCharles
I am gonna go cook a pizza!!!

GUUUUUEEEEES what its tiimmmmmmmmmmeeeee foooorrrr! it is time for the spam thread to be on the first page for a while! please help by submitting ANYTHING to the spam page!
Thank you all for those who will be participating.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BudCharles
Now we have our first contestant, please tell me a little bit about yourself bud.
edit
aww it looks like bud is a little shy, please give him a round of applause to help him out!

G
OO
O
GGG
L
EE

@UBERNESS

Holy frack, that works.

@Neospector
Don't divide by zero. It's just plain rude.