Random Comments Thread (AKA Spam Thread)
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Edit Survival: Internet Forum Edition 12 contestants are left stranded on a deserted island, all 12 are forum idiots.
Day 1, they elect a dictator to think for them because they don't know how to think for themselves.
Day 2, the dictator says the sky is green, everybody beleves him except for one person who thinks the sky is blue. Everybody is angry at him becuase they think he is wrong, and they kill him.
Day 3, the dictator eats everybody's food. The people ask what happened to the food? The dictator says it's still there, it's just invisible. Then the dictator says he will give them food to eat. They all have a parade.
A week later everyone is starving to death yet don't notice it. They're too busy having a parade because they are so happy the dictator said he will give them food a week ago.
The next day, the dictator pretends to hold an imaginary hamburger. He says who wants some food! Everybody actually thinks he is actually giving them food. Everybody just gulps down air thinking it really is food.
The last day, everyone dies of starvation despite being on a tropical island full of fruits. All except for the dictator who kills himself for no reason.
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IQ Classification 180 People who can understand the physics articles on Wikipedia; Asians. 160 People who can do line integrals or set the time on a microwave. 140 Doctors and scientists 120 Trekkie, Chuck Norris 100 Retards 80 Jock Velociraptor 60 Administrators (public and private) 40 Nazis TheKKK 20 Animal rights activists; Politicians 1 Spongebob Squarepants, Disney girls, Link -
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i would probably do the same if i saw those gas prices lol. they are ridiculus right now.
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