granted ObamaKill is now in affect, thanks genuis.

I wish i had a friendly pet, lamp riding bear that would never attack me and would do what i say, he's part squirrel.

He gets into a radioactive mine and mutates into a lion and kills you.

I wish I were a mod

granted they assain you to... guard the server closet! hope notch doesn't send creepers after u.

i wish i could change sizes from big to small or normal size!

@mad-cow (View Post)

 Don't you mean, assign?

Corruption: you turn into a fat cat. You can now wear all sizes that are small, small enough that it only fits into the homeless man down the street. (no offense).

I wish I am a Grammar Nazi, but not considered as a racist by anyone.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. You are now President Grammar, but everyone hates you, so they nuke you.

I wish for a nuclear fusion device so I could make the lithium needed to build a fusion device so I could make the lithium needed to build a fusion device so I could make the lithium needed to build a fusion device... (yes, I deliberately set it up that way)

Granted, you go to this website and it leaves a virus on your computer that steals all the fonts that you got from the website. 

I wish my throat would stop producing mucus...

Granted. Since mucus is actually GOOD for you (carries out disease when you spit it), you die of a common cold. 

I wish Obama would be president forever (cuz he is great)

Granted, but then a window fell on top of you.

I wish I invented Microsoft Windows.