Granted...but your computer exploded.

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I wish i didn't broke my leg earlier today.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Ouch. You didn't but it was rather your fingers so when you tried to type a message on the forums you couldn't.

I wish my cat wasn't sleeping on my pillow right now. (If I push him off I can sleep for a while but he looks so cute just sitting there, and I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing I had to pushed him off my bed. Its a tradeoff.)

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. You go to six flags, and ride on one of the rollercoasters, but you set it to a rate of speed which was too high for it, so you fall off the tracks and die on impact with the concrete below.

 

I wish I could go to the Earth's inner core and survive the heat and pressure there.

Granted. You survive heat and pressure, but you don't survive a random guy down their with the same wish who then shot you.

 

 

 

I wish that every movie Nicholas Cage was in DIDNT INVOLVE STEALING THE CONSTITUTION DARNIT

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He now steals the Declaration of Independence. 

 

I wish I had some ununoctium that was stable and not deadly in any way shape or form.

Michael238:

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He now steals the Declaration of Independence. 

 

That was the corruption I was looking for :D

 

@Micheal238 Granted. Someone stole the Ununoctium. 

 

I wish Micheal stopped making science wishes

 

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. Now every corruption will be science-based.

 

I wish that Obamacare was repealed completely.