Granted, however the name Godzilla was given to a pet chihuahua on steroids. The steroids wore off pretty quickly, and then the CIA found out about you, and the batch of steroids you brewed for Godzilla.

They combined bath salts and ecstasy together, forming a powerful hallucinogen. The dog experienced bright shafts of pain, while a CIA agent showed a picture of you over and over. The next day a CIA agent knocks on the door, of which you're currently occupying. You die.

I wish I had a box of only protons, with no neutrons and no electrons, and that the box itself was indestructible.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. The protons however want to repel each other, and sp they actually slide between the atoms making up the box and escape.

I wish I had a bomb that uses strangelets to destroy the world when activated, and to activate it, I have to enter a ten digit code which only I know, and only I can activate the bomb.

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. He is playing minecraft with you, but he creates a taint bomb (from the mod thaumcraft 2) under your house. The device creates so much taint that the damage is irreversable and everything has become corrupted.

I wish that I knew exactly what happened at the beginning of the universe.

Granted. However your mind explodes from knowing how awesome it was.

I wish nab would stop making MC wishes and would zip his mouth forever

(nothing personal its just a wish)

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. I literally zip nab's mouth closed forever using a zipper. I then weld the zipper so it can't be unzipped. However, Minecraft breaks through the computer and infects the world.

I wish that the Chicxulub meteorite impact never occured.

Granted, the meteorite landed on you.

I wish I am the Gaiaphage.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

I'm not sure what that is so I turn you into a potato with a hat instead.

I wish that I lived in a pineapple under the sea.

@Ace (View Post)

 Granted. I turn you into a bath sponge.

I wish that I had a gravity-proof box with a miniature black hole inside.

Granted, but a frog tries to jump over it but hits the lid and it slightly opens it and even in that split second of massive pressure it causes great catastrophe in the city.

I wish to find my other bed sock that I've lost. So sad!