@boxmein (View Post)

The site changes again, making all topics start on page 0 instead of 1, thus making your post on page 554

 

I wish my eraser was orange :D

@nmd (View Post)
It is but it only erases orange texts.

I wish for perfect vision.

you have perfect vision , but then someone steals your eyeballs.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had unlimited time on my hands

Granted, you live forever.

 

I wish I cheat on my essay.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. I happen to catch you cheating and throw you into detention, which is actually a highly radioactive torture chamber. Also, your grade on the essay? -10e100

 

I wish I could ride a nuke down to its target like Major Kong on Dr. Strangelove.

Granted, it seems the target is your parents. The nuke was already activated. They died.

 

I wish I had a drink bottle filled with deuterium and tritium.

You accidentally drink it thinking its water and die----------------------- i wish i could become ivisible at will

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. However, because your atoms no longer react to the presence of photons, you rapidly radiate away all of your thermal energy and freeze to death. You also can't become visible again in time to stop it.

 

I wish I had some pure xenon.