@Poorsoft (View Post)
Granted...Hitler II comes along for another holocaust of electronics, and blows your ass arse off the planet.

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I wish game controller.

Your cranky grandma comes along and spanks you for not using correct grammar.

 

I wish this wish was on page 551, not 552.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)

 Granted. You cause a paradox which ends the universe.

 

I wish for some liquid helium at absolute zero temperatures.

Granted, it climbs out of the beaker (freezing cold helium actually does that!) and strangles you to death. (freezing cold helium doesn't usually do that, but it does happen.)

 

I wish for free underpants.

Granted. It has stains of faeces and urine all over it. You pass out from sudden onslaught of stink.

 

I wish I will die.

Granted, you die now. Horray! Joke. :)

 

I wish bandaids wouldn't stick to you so much.

Granted. They dont stick at all now. You have to use duck tape to keep them on.

 

I wish I knew when I was dreaming so I could do watever I want.

Granted, but when ever you dream your being controlled by a giant booger monster so you can't do what you want anyway.

 

I wish I could breathe fire like a dragon.

you catch yourself on fire

 

i wish i had a pocket sized portable air conditioner (AC)

Granted, it explodes.

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I wish i can breathe methane. (and breathe oxygen at the same time)