You talk to Simon, on the issue of the trolls. You narced on all the TPT trolls, and they get angry at you. They get revenge, and hack your account..

BTW, how can you wish twice??????

I wish I ate some Packed Bread.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. It causes a hoard of PacBrads to spawn.

I wish that photons in the Powder Toy moved at the speed of light.

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. I give you popcorn that tastes like metal.

I wish that today wasn't so hot.

Granted. Instead, it's icy cold. You die D:

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I wish I had a kitten

@ClassiestMedic (View Post)

 Granted. I give you a kitten mutated by a nuclear test.

I wish that today was 12/22/12.

Granted, you get pushed into the future, but you never return....

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I wish i was made of water.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

Granted. I decide to make some hydrogen, so I electrolize you into hydrogen gas.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Granted, the fan spins so fast from the overwhelming amount off internet it spins of its' hinge, through the computy stuff and into your face. 

I wish I had a box of nuclear-free raspherries, all to myself.