The Powder Toy

EqualsThree

Granted, you got a new banhammer...but Catellite wanted it and stole it.

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I wish i wasn't sick right now.

boxmein

@EqualsThree (View Post)
But Catelite wanted to be sick and stole it.

I wish I had infinite amounts of apple cider.

Michael238

@boxmein (View Post)

Granted. You get infinite amounts apple cider, but then you spontaneously explode from drinking it.

I wish that Minecraft creepers were real.

jjbagley

granted. (but they kinda already are :O if you think about it.) but they take over the world

i wish my computer was fast enough to run nuclear explosion simulations

Michael238

@jjbagley (View Post)

Granted. The reason those explosions are so realistic: they are actual nuclear explosions.

I wish I could travel through time.

jjbagley

@Michael238 (View Post)

granted. you cause a paradox that ends the world.

i wish i could build my own plane

Nab1929

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Niven

granted. Giant fire-breathing squid sets you on fire and kills you

I wish I had a swimming pool

IronRhino

Granted, but it's empty.

I wish I had a hamburger.

boxmein

@IronRhino (View Post)
But the hamburger had pizza instead of a patty.
[Not all corruptions have to be bad.]

I wish I had Creative Mode on Merbo's server.

Wish corrupter.