@OnTheToilet (View Post)

 Actually, I don't watch the Office. I got distracted because I had a only a moment or two to type because I was in the middle of filling out some very important forms.

 

I wish that getting into college was easier.

It becomes so easy you don't even have to try to get in college, But it made it harder to get out of college.

 

I wish for a daedric bow and sword.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)
they are enchanted to remove 10000000 life from tthe user per use.

BTW just make iron daggers to grind smithing XP

I wish i knew how to fix every error that could ever happen.

You fix every error in the world, But the only error left was that you didn't have the ability to completely remove the error.

 

I wish for an grenade with nothing but water inside of it.

The grenade explodes in hot steam, killing you.

 

I wish I had a banana

@Tuna7 (View Post)
you eat it and slip on the skin.

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I wish i could be completely silent when i want to be!

curruption: you no longer ever want to be silent
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I wish I was better at computer stuff, i feel like ive failed my generation

@OnTheToilet (View Post)
you create a computer that was above your skills, it was actually a nuke!

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I wish i could bend time and space to my will.

you die and space and time bend to read your will, and find you left them nothing and punish your bloodline for 1000 generations.
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I wish this wish could wish itself another wish to wish me the wish of wishing this wish would come true.