@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted, someone pushes the BAN button there.

I wish that that my computer would stay at cool temperatures.

Your computer freezes to -140 C, and breaks.

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I wish for the word wish to be spelled aohgopweahjofzdhglnw. FOREVER.

Wish granted. The demand for a McDonald's eMac is so great, it crashes the global internet.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Turns out that they were mutant chickens that survived my carbon bomb test and are going to peck you to death, then shred you to pieces and eat you.

I wish for a bottle of Radithor.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 He replies to all of your posts with this:

I wish that I was the richest person on Earth.

You become rich, But then all of your money ignites itself.

I wish I was a barrel.