@boxmein (View Post)
You learn the ways of conveying delicate meaning in a sentence from nmd, but then when he asks you if you want to have the ability to change back to regular speech (after accidentally insulting your wife) you take the wrong meaning from his entendreous question and end up saying no. Oops. [Entrendeous is not actually a word]

I wish I had the ability to make up words. [With, but not limited to, meanings and words of other languages and vocabulary's]

Granted, you make up alot of thousands of words, so they put it on dictionaries, but you made so much that all the trees (forgot their name) used to make the paper ran out, and Earth was plunged into a massive enviromental disaster.

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I wish my legs weren't as itchy as last night.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Lol granted

They aren't as itchy because the bugs that were biting you now have infected [injected] your legs with numbing serum, causing you to lose all feeling from your waste down.

I wish for more bug spray.

@R3APER (View Post)
granted, it explodes and you die....

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I WANT RD GIMMIE RD GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE RD RD RD RD [](/twicrazy)

You recieve Rapid Death ------------------------------------------<->---------------- ------ i wish I could stop and resume time at will

@PacBrad (View Post)
Stop advertising!

And i don't have to reply in 12 or more paragraphs!

@jjbagley (View Post)

Granted, but you forgot how to resume time when you stopped time, and everything was frozen for eternity...

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I wish i have boxmein's profile pic, only, rick astley inside the box.