Granted. When you came home, a mountain of paperwork containing the words "Osmium Irididium" drowned you because of not using "the elements" . Lots of those are given, for it will supply you. You do not want to have less, right?

I wish for a sturdy chair without any of the ff:

  1.Isotopes and unstable elements of any kind

  2.Any drop of poison of some sort

  3.Weaponry of any kind

  4.Harmful elements and substances just like what I said before

All in the said list above are not hidden.

While you sleep in the chair, you get arrested because it is stolen.

I wish for something that won't harm me.

You get a peice of poop. It doesn't harm you.

I wish for a TV that doesn't contain anything harmful, gross, or weapons of anykind that will harm me if I was a normal human. The tv works perfectly to me, doesn't waste much electricity, is perfectly legal to own and cannot be broken. I am invincible and so is my home, my city, everyone who lives in my city, etc... Also the TV cannot be stolen and only I can use it. Also it has every channel in the world.

The TV only has one pixel.

I wish for a light aircraft.

Granted. You recieve an aircraft composed entirely of photons, thus granting you a "light" aircraft.

I wish for a small rod of lead-208, which is the heaviest known stable isotope of any element.

it is surgically implanted in your thigh withought your knowing. You slowly die of lead poisoning.

I wish to be immune to all external poisons.

I fill your body with hydrogen preoxide so you die (Get it? External posions? The posion is inside you. Lame joke. I know this is not what you meant.)

I wish for a block of graphene 10m x 10m x 10m. The block is placed in a safe place where it will not damage /kill me or anything I own. I can access it, it is contains nothing lethal, I will not die trying to access it and it's legal for me to have it. I am invincible. Ha ha.

However, while the block itself contains nothing lethal as well as the place where it is stored, the 10km x 10km x 10km antimatter francium block nearby is certainly lethal. The material violently explodes into a burst of heat, pressure, and radiation. However, since you are immortal, you find yourself to be thrown into orbit by the blast.

I wish for an X-ray generator with special shielding so that I can only X-ray objects that I want, without causing collateral damage to anything else, or causing harm to anyone.

I secretly add some INVS and some PLUT in front of your machine. When you use it for the second time (Wish granted, it followed the specifications for 1 try) the PLUT explodes, killing you.

I wish more people will post on wish corrupter so I'm not bored.

Granted. They were with you and one of those turned out to be a murderer. That person stabbed you directly in the heart, using the knife someone wished.

I wish for a Missingno.