vat of poison.....flammable poison. i use a car and put the poison in the tank, going away with the popcorn.
goes to reactor ruins, the popcorn is inside the car collided with the water inside the reactor while i am seeing the reactor from outside (not far away).
I simply walked into the ruins, killing you in the process, and removed the popcorn. I then buried the popcorn in the extremely radioactive debris inside Chernobyl's reactor 4.
I find the hiding place and steal the popcorn.
I desintigrate the popcorn into miniscule pieces and spread its pieces all over the world.
EDIT: It is still possible to pice the 500 pices of popcorn together, so it's not destroyed.
like schenumer`s poop.... OKAY!
"all over the world" when it pulled into an single point. it become a single piece, and it falls onto my hands.
i put the popcorn into an glass shards sea within 6km depth then i put 100000000 corns into the glass shards sea with magnets everywhere and the magnets stuck in one place (stabbed with glass shards)
I have a popcorn teleporter that teleports the popcorn back.
I disintegrate the popcorn into protons, neutrons, and electrons. and teleport those into the andromeda galaxy, which exploded when i put those protons, neutrons, and electrons into that galaxy.
I go under water with the best submarine in the world and smash all the glass shards with magnets on them (since the magnets attract the metal of the submarine anyways.) I then use a claw attacthed to the submarine to pick up the popcorn and hide it in my next hiding spot.
WHICH IS... inside an angry chuck norris's beard