Granted. Then you get a lot of housework because you get free time.

Poorsoft helped me corrupt this wish. So I'll corrupt your wish. So your wish is corrupted, didn't come true at last.

I wish for the next person makes a wish like this.

Edit-jacob1:
2. No wishing for wishes or wishing for corruptions.

Edit by china-richway2: I wish for rule 2 didn't exist.

More Paradoxes?

I wish for some non-lethal non-poison not everything but tasty yummy sea bass. :)

You get it but it swallowed a sharp object earlier, which punctures your throat when you eat it, killing you of course.

I wish to have a lifetime's supply of chemistry equipment, including a fully enhanced lab and all the chemicals I could possibly want.

You get it. It explodes.

Why did you order plutonium isotopes and elements that generate neutrons in the same container? That was a dumb idea.

I wish people corrupted wishes better.

Granted. I have corrupted your wish worse, though, due to the fact that i can't see well.

I wish for a fish that tastes good and is non-lethal, not poisonus, AND DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING DANGEROUS EITHER!

Edit: HA! TAKE??????

You get the fish. What did you want with a fish? You throw it away, never see it again and continue with your day as usual.

I wish Schneumer had better vision :(

He does, but he wears a glass which let him thought he's still short-sighted.

I wish FeynmanLogomaker get banned for multiple accounts.

I don't use any other accounts, and that isn't bannable anyways >:(

@FeynmanTechnologies

he gets banned, but the advanced electronics club disintegrates due to public fear after Fenyman was banned.

I with that I had a single delicious, non-lethal, gluten-free sandwich. (I am a coeliac)