Text Adventure Revived!

  • Mao_Zedong
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You pass by someone that looks like a Chinese redcoat.

    "Do you want some soy sauce?"

     

    > Takes some.

  • MiningMarsh
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You hear the intercom: "We have a schizophrenic who just peed his pants running down level 3. Nurses, deploy! Also he has soy sauce."

     

    > keep running.

  • triclops200
    17th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink

    The Xylons are on your tail!

     

    >Once again, enters warpdrive

  • George_Orwell
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    A man stops you from passing. He's trying to tell you about the year 1984.

    > Take his book and runs.

  • triclops200
    17th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink

    You see a worm-hole.

    >jump through

  • Adolf_Hitler
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You hit the pavement hard.

     

    You wake up in the mothershp, straps holding you down.

     

    A weird alien: "This is the worse shizo case I have ever seen."

     

    > l weird alien

  • triclops200
    17th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink

    You see curly black hair and a long nose. It has two eyes... AND FANGS

     

    > Struggle

  • tenq
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    It turns out it's really friendly. It's licking your face.

     

    > Let it nuzzle your face.

  • triclops200
    17th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink

    It bites your ear.

     

    >Scream

  • MiningMarsh
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    "Nurse, did you just tag him? He is not a pigeon, nurse. We are not running experiments."

     

    > pass out

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