You pass by someone that looks like a Chinese redcoat.
"Do you want some soy sauce?"
> Takes some.
You hear the intercom: "We have a schizophrenic who just peed his pants running down level 3. Nurses, deploy! Also he has soy sauce."
> keep running.
The Xylons are on your tail!
>Once again, enters warpdrive
A man stops you from passing. He's trying to tell you about the year 1984.
> Take his book and runs.
You see a worm-hole.
>jump through
You hit the pavement hard.
You wake up in the mothershp, straps holding you down.
A weird alien: "This is the worse shizo case I have ever seen."
> l weird alien
You see curly black hair and a long nose. It has two eyes... AND FANGS
> Struggle
It bites your ear.
>Scream
"Nurse, did you just tag him? He is not a pigeon, nurse. We are not running experiments."
> pass out