@Michael238 (View Post)

 You get stuck in a portal loop while accidentally dropping the gun to a far distance that you cannot reach it, therefore, you are constantly gaining high speeds so high that if someone were to shoot the portal gun somewhere else, then you would hit the nearest surface extremely hard.

I wish I was so furtive that I seemed ubiquitous.

granted you get stabbed by an angry tpt user who is mad that you used such amazing english vocab on a games thread.

i wish that there was a tpt convention.

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 Well at least I was furtively ubiquitous. (you should have looked up the words!)

There is, but no one shows up to it.

I wish I was a fast runner.

Granted. Somehow, you instantly accelerate to 99% of the speed of light. The resulting nuclear explosion caused by the atoms in your body fusing with those in the air is larger than Russia's 50 megaton Tsar Bomba.

I wish that TPT had better nuclear physics, without creating lag, breaking saves, or anything bad.

It's all granted, but you're not allowed to play it because a moderator accidentally permabanned your IP address.

I wish people weren't so arrogant. 

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 you too!?

Granted, but you miss your relatives being arrogant (in a fun way) so you try to convert them, but they end up killing you for defying the ways of non-arrogance (?)

I wish children weren't crappy people.......

@Schneumer (View Post)

 yes i do

granted they are so happy and dont annoy anyone, until the world gets nuked by me...

i wish that i could meet Simon irl

You do every day, you just don't know it's him.

I wish that everyone would understand each other and never get angry of fight etc..

Granted. But you get so happy and start to do everything a moderator does and then you don't know what to do and delete the saves you think they are stolen but in reality they aren't, and Simon takes your moderator powers

I wish i had a wish that cannot be ruined so i can wish for a chocolate fountain