Your room becomes so clean, that you slip from fritionlessness, and break your $15 PS3.

 

I wish I could have the most karma on reddit. =/

Granted. But then I appear behind you, hit you on the head with a baseball bat, and you lose your memory, therefore you lose the capability of writing on, or learning any programming/scripting language.

I wish my internet connection at home was better, and always worked.

But it's Dial Up.

 

I wish I could use the force. (But not become jedi/sith)

@Plamoid (View Post)

 Granted. You accidentally force-choke yourself while acting in a play.

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I wish I could see Ozzy and/or Alice Cooper in concert.

Granted. You become deaf. And you get thrown out by the bouncers for no reason.

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I wish I had more time before I have to go work at camp.
I have a mere 31 hours left at the time of this post.

@boxmein (View Post)

 Do you even know Gliese 581c is O.o

 

@meep2000 (View Post)

 Granted, but 5 minutes after the wish is granted you die of a heart attack.

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I wish it was 6/7/2012 already.

You die of excitement.

 

I wish I could ski up a mountain instead of down.

@shroom207 (View Post)

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_581c

 

@Joda123 (View Post)

Granted, you overshoot and flie through the atmosphere and head towards space...you die.

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I wish i lived on another planet, in another star system, in another galaxy, in another universe....

I wish...my name was ThreeEquals.

 

@EqualsThree (View Post) I know what it is already :P Im just wondering if he does :/ (Which he more or less probably does now) Anyways....

 

Granted, but doing so shatters space and time.

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I wish it wasen't cloudy so i could see the Heavens.(Star chart on my Moms phone says Uranus, Neptune and the Milky Way is out atm D:)