you get one but it trips over and crushes you

I wish for a pony

@Powdaman17 (View Post)
It attacks you

I wish for me to be an official developer of tpt

You are but that is due to a computer glitch and is quickly fixed.
I wish for eternal happiness.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
It makes everyone around you sad

I wish that tpt was using a 64 bit integer for element limit

It crashes the entire world's computers, erasing all traces of TPT. TPT lovers around the world go mental and start eating bricks.
I wish for multiversal peace, and abolishment of natural disasters.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
The universe experiences false vacuum decay. Life and war in the universe is now impossible. The formation of planets and thus nature is now also impossible.

I wish that they would release the next TPT beta already!

Damn. Should've thought of vacuum collapse lol.
They release the next beta, but you need an account to download it, and you get IP-banned for asking when the next version is coming out.
I wish I could channel zero-point-energy.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
Congratulations! In order to create zero-point energy you need a vacuum, the vacuum you create occurs around your face, you suffocate.

I wish that man-kind was able to create negative-pressure false vacuums.

@code1949 (View Post)
You make one and it implodes

I wish my mod was accepted into official