The Powder Toy

boxmein

@Nab1929 (View Post)

She/He was banned and the Wish Corrupter thread was locked, because of his/her irrelevance.

I wish the wish corrupter thread's last page wouldn't return empty for me. It seems to be only this thread and only the last page, but one page before that works fine.

Nab1929

This post is hidden because the user is banned

nmd

@Nab1929 (View Post)

The the sudden increase of amount of pie in the room you are in suffocates you and the people around you with blueberry goodness

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I wish for a clean non-combustible lightweight agile non-posioned, slice of paper

sandstorm

However, you get a horrendous papercut and die from a huge bleeding gash to the finger.

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I wish that I had the ablility to lick my elbow.

coryman

@sandstorm (View Post)

Granted. You gain the ability by shattering your shoulder, but one of the broken bits of bones punctures your skin, and you bleed out.

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I wish most people had a better taste in music.

theKJM

*post deleted*

EqualsThree

@coryman (View Post)

Granted, everyone plays music all day, all night, so loud that it doesn't let you sleep.

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I wish i had a webcam.

coolcat99

Granted, but it follows you everywhere and it submits photos to the web, endless, even when you are in the shower and getting dressed, and your face and naked body are seen EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!

I wish that this statement is false.

*peoples brains explode due to paradox*

hachouma

Granted, your statement is now false.

Granted, your statement is now true.

Granted, your statement is now false.

You used all of your 3 wishes

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I wish i knew everything.

plead-for-destruction

@hachouma (View Post)
your head explodes (Classic)

i wish for time!

Wish corrupter.